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goon Squad

Sunday Jul 5 6pm-11pm
venue Sanctuary Club
33 NW Ninth Ave
Portland, OR 97209
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host PDX Sanctuary

Yes Coach presents

THE GOON DEN

by CockBlock

Hosted by Tucker Max

📍 Sanctuary
đź“… Sunday, July 5th
đź•• 6PM - Close

The Fourth of July weekend comedown.

Everybody’s cooked from the holiday anyway, so we’re turning Sanctuary into a full-on goon cave for the night.

THE GOON DEN is built for baters, side bros, gooners, goblins, and people who just want to lock in with good energy, mutual attraction, and a room full of other dumbasses running on the exact same wavelength.

No one touches me like me… right?

For the folks with a penis, CockBlock takes over the Den with toys available to demo and order throughout the night, including the new CockBlock Stroke.

Unlike traditional strokers, CockBlock is built around shared sensation, body contact, frotting, side play, and mutual movement between two dudes. The new Stroke model is lighter, textured, easier to handle, and honestly feels made for something you could keep next to the couch, toss in a gym bag, or maybe discreetly bring along for a “nature walk” out at Rooster Rock later.

Basically:
two homies,
one toy,
one surviving brain cell.

Expect:
• communal gooner energy
• intimate spaces
• couches and conversation
• mutual bate sessions
• soft lighting and glowing screens
• horny tunnel vision
• side bro chaos
• dudes completely losing track of time together
• the general feeling society may have peaked already

No dance floor pressure.
No circuit party energy.
No butt sex.

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